There is no such thing as a pleasant salad. Especially if one is eating it for one's health.
Not even Honeymoon Salad, Dave? lettuce alone, that is.
Lord, how I hate lettuce. It has blood clotting properties, did you know?
As long as the blood doesn't clot while still in one's body, that seems quite a good thing. Anyway, I agree with you about the salad dressing. Why is it always strangely gloopy, and why do they always add sugar?