There is no such thing as a pleasant salad. Especially if one is eating it for one's health.
Not even Honeymoon Salad, Dave? lettuce alone, that is.
Lord, how I hate lettuce. It has blood clotting properties, did you know?
As long as the blood doesn't clot while still in one's body, that seems quite a good thing. Anyway, I agree with you about the salad dressing. Why is it always strangely gloopy, and why do they always add sugar?
There is no such thing as a pleasant salad. Especially if one is eating it for one's health.
ReplyDeleteNot even Honeymoon Salad, Dave? lettuce alone, that is.
ReplyDeleteLord, how I hate lettuce. It has blood clotting properties, did you know?
ReplyDeleteAs long as the blood doesn't clot while still in one's body, that seems quite a good thing. Anyway, I agree with you about the salad dressing. Why is it always strangely gloopy, and why do they always add sugar?
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