Monday, 11 June 2012


When the cat starts making biscuits (kneading) on your face and you still can't be bothered to move. It got a bit hairy when she caught a claw in my earring though.

It's like microdermy for cheapskates but with added cat poo particulates.


  1. I read the title as Lassie-tude, and pictured a sheepdog wearing a biker jacket and sun-glasses. It's a pleasing image, so I'm going to continue thinking about that instead of cat-poo, if you don't mind.

    (Your life would be better if you swapped your cats for a dog, btw)

  2. Even a cursory comparison of cat poo with dog poo would show that you are wrong about that.