I'm just nipping to the loo

It's quite depressing listening to myself at times, thanks to some verbal tics I overuse. Everything is either 'super' or 'fabulous', which is annoying enough but I've recently noticed that when in need of the facilities, I invariably 'nip' to the loo. I don't 'pop', nor do I 'go'. I 'nip'.

There is something frightfully, curtain twitchingly apologetic and and coy about this. I do not like it (plus 'nipping' implies a degree of speed that, as I get older, is not quite accurate). It needs to be replaced and I feel that a degree of alliteration may help.

If I were male I could point percy at the porcelain but I'm not.

So henceforth I may:

• lurch towards the lavatory
• totter to the toilet
• feck off to the facilities
• creep off to the cludgies
• make a kamikaze strike on the khazi
• bugger off to the bog
• reel off to the restroom
• slouch towards the sanitaryware
• shuffle to the shitter
• crawl to the conveniences
• wander off to the WC
• piss off to the pissoir
• clear off to the comfort station
• pootle to the potty

and so on. Any further suggestions?

Update: when travelling one can of course head to the heads.