Sunday, 26 January 2014

Why I will never be an artist

Recently, one of Sarah Lucas's Nud sculptures came to Edinburgh. Looking at it I was suddenly struck by inspiration for a powerful conceptual piece describing the life of a single woman pushing 50:

an unused, out of date condom filled with cat hair.

Fired up with artistic fervour I rushed home and started the creative process.

Then I threw it out in case the cat sitter saw it.